Traveling Types
(in Iran)
From the start of human’s life, traveling has started. You know in that time they used animals like donkeys to go on a trip. But these days speed is so important; especially the speed of increasing the price of the dollar! So everybody likes to travel as fast as possible
Nowadays there are three major types of traveling. First of all let’s start with planes. They’re the fastest and the safest ones in the world, but not in Iran! Planes in Iran are so tired and prefer staying and sleeping somewhere than moving, and also the place is not important! They land at the airport or even mountains! Our planes are like some old people who are going to die, but think that they’re still young and powerful. In spite of all we talked about, traveling by plane is the most expensive one too! Just four percent of people can pay for the tickets. So let’s leave rich guys alone and look for a better type of traveling. The second type is traveling by train. Some lazy guys choose it because of its bed, and it’s the safest way of traveling in Iran. The only problem is that trains are noisy… and move a lot… and old… and cause delay… and out of good service… and the tickets are somehow expensive. Their noise is not too much; just you can’t sleep. They move not to make trip boring. As you see there is no problem with our trains… like our planes. The last type we are going to talk about is traveling by car. Let me tell you in brief: Check your car before and especially after your trip! Although the safety depends on your car, the government tries to make it equal to all the people and cars. Do you know why? Because you can see equality everywhere in Iran. Don’t forget that this type of traveling is so exciting and enjoyable, especially when you want to go to the north and see many attractive things… and guys
So do you want to travel? Yes?!?! Could you lend me 2000 tomans to charge my sim card? Maybe Iranian people will prefer to live like primitive humans! In that way you don’t need electricity, gas and “internet.” So you won’t have any problem… and still any money. With the help of Donald Trump and our government, we will have to pay for breathing in the future, because our oxygen will be imported from Turkey! So the next time I wanted to write about traveling I would mention the cheapest, the oldest and the best type of traveling; by donkey
